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Joke of the Day
"Why is it so difficult for Trump supporters to find a job? Because Russia banned LinkedIn"
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"How come the leader of the USSR from the 1920's to 1951 never got anything done? ...because he was always Stalin."
"what happened when the frog double parked? Its car got toad away."
"Always leave the shower curtains open. *things I learned from horrors"
"Did you hear about the new deal on liposuction at that British clinic? each pound is now only $1.33"
"Why aren't there any introverted suicide bombers? They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers."
"If you had your social security number in exact dollars how much money would you have? I'd have 314,159,265"
"Keep your friends close, your enemies close, aliens not so close, ghosts close, snakes close, skeletons close, everything just in a big pile"
"It remains a puzzle... ...why a bra is singular and panties are plural."
"Fun fact: The average fight between men lasts 30 seconds. The average fight between women lasts 30 years."