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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so difficult for Trump supporters to find a job? Because Russia banned LinkedIn"

"I asked my Sushi Chef what his favorite roll was. . he said payroll."

"*turns on alarm* Alarm: I have a headache"

"I was doing some DIY the other day and took out my step ladder... I don't get on with my real ladder."

"What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face? Cafe"

"Never yell about your hatred towards black eyes at a NAACP convention."

"I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls."

"I am giving up eating red meats. I'm going cold turkey."

"Why don't they give hurricanes epic names like cyclone of doom or the fate fairy instead of frikken Sandy...."

"They say there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow But all I found was a drunk midget with loose change."