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Joke of the Day

"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control... I thought to myself Well, this changes everything"

"I like my women like I like my shirts With a deep V"

"They told me to bring an exotic animal I said alpaca Llama They asked if that was a hybrid"

"I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time."

"I can't stop watching the Hunger Games movies... ...I have a heroine addiction."

"I hate it when I try to impress a date by taking her to a nice restaurant and she orders something that isn't on my coupon."

"A car dealership twice the size... ...can offer a whole lot more."

"How to become a The Fray fan in easy steps - Step 1: You say, ""We need to talk..."""

"What did one pencil say to the other? 2B or not 2B?"

"Order a pizza then act confused when it arrives. ""A delivery for Aaron? Aarons DEAD. He DIED ordering a pizza in this house 10 years ago"""