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Joke of the Day

"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control... I thought to myself Well, this changes everything"

"I had a dream I was in a part of the US that was filled with nothing but museums. It was State of the Art."

"What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore? Old Bae"

"Why did Hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi"

"Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!"

"I heard the Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... Yea he got charged with ""battery""."

"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"

"You should never kiss someone on Jan 1... It is only the first date."

"Old people talk into cell phones like they hit the Caps Lock key on their voice."

"Welcome to the jungle. My name is Axl Rose. I think you'll find we run a pretty good jungle here. There's the toilet *points everywhere*"