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Joke of the Day
"Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!"
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"*speaking to sandwich* honey, I have good news. you're going to have a baby brother! *starts making another sandwich*"
"A bear walks into a bar... And he goes up the barman, rests his elbows on the bar, and says ""I'll have a pint... ... of beer please."" And the barman says, ""Why the big pause?"""
"What is the most common kind of martial arts among Germans? Jewjitsu"
"The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."
"Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice."
"""I don't understand swimming. You don't see fish going for a walk."""
"I caught someone stalking me so I stalked them right back. It got awkward sitting in the same tree staring at each other."
"What's red and goes ""Oh, Oh, Oh!""? Santa walking backwards."
"A german walks into a library and asks for a book on war The librarian replies ""No mate, you'll lose it."