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Joke of the Day
"""I don't understand swimming. You don't see fish going for a walk."""
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"I'm not sure where I stand on abortion I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice"
"I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep."
"100 kiloPascals go into a Bar.........."
"If sex is the food of life, then masturbation is a snack in between meals."
"So I heard Russia banned Scientology... I guess they're not Putin up with that."
"What's the difference between the worst sex you ever had, and the best sex you ever had? Doesn't matter; Had sex "
"Stop Hammertime"
"The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar... ...it was tense."
"Contrary to obvious physics, you can't attach a ceiling fan to your back and fly away like a helicopter."