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Joke of the Day
"What's red and goes ""Oh, Oh, Oh!""? Santa walking backwards."
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"Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter."
"I went to check out a premature ejaculators' support group this morning But it turns out it's tomorrow."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite album to listen to? The Wall"
"What did one gay sperm say to the other??? Wanna get shit faced?!"
"My friend and I are playing a game.. So my friend and I are currently playing a game. The person who is hated the most by the Reddit community loses. Well, to put it simply.. I just lost the game."
"Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays? Because then they would be bay-gulls."
"Just ran over chumbawamba with my car at 80mph Lying Bastards!"
"Stop fcukin whining about being alone and lower your standards like the rest of us."
"Do you know what Jafar's original name was? Male-ficient."