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Joke of the Day

"Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice."

"If we weren't able to stop Bieber Fever I seriously doubt America can stop an Ebola epidemic."

"""There's no business like crow business."" -Wealthy businesscrow"

"A girl agreed to go on a date with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. I schwepped her off her feet."

"I hurt my foot the other day. My heel can't support any weight. But I haven't got to see a doctor yet. I'm just tiptoeing around the issue."

"I hope the friends that haven't called me in a while know how much I appreciate that."

"The first rule of Rule Club is that we talk about the rules. A lot."

"Two Blondes walk into a bar They both fall on the ground, stunned from pain."

"Book about skeletons? **SPINE**"

"I identify as a creeper from minecraft Because I become unstable when people get to close to me"