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Joke of the Day

"Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice."

"What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon? Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride."

"Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !"

"My wife went to see a spiritualist last week. I asked her ""how did you rate her?"" She said ""medium."""

"What's the difference between Jews and a bullet? The bullet comes out of the chamber."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"All I did from 1984-1990 was try to shoot the laughing dog in Duck Hunt"

"Why do black people hate wine? Because it's a waste of perfectly good grape juice. (Also, anyone care to explain me where the ""Black people like grape juice"" came from?)"

"I invented a new sex position called the JFK I splatter all over her while she feverishly tries to get out of the car."

"Did you hear about the cliff in Helen Keller's backyard? Neither did she."