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Joke of the Day

"""I definitely have the biggest penis in this room,"" I announced drunkenly at the party. Slightly ruined my son's 13th."

"What is Vladimir Putins favorite food? Peaches and Krim"

"*Pauses Titanic during the most romantic part* *Turns to GF* ""You know, Contra was really easy. But I still liked using the 100 life code"""

"Not to brag but both my kids are from the same dad"

"What did the watermelon say to the honeydew? ""I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."""

"Heard a good joke from a cam model. Which country has the hottest cam bodies? NSFW A. Cambodia. Then she slapped her ass and started masturbating."

"Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side."

"The man who invented chicken nuggets was struggling to make hens' meat"

"It's me Goan Goan who?...... Goan fuck yourself"

"How are socks like Boy Scouts? They always come pre-paired."