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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"I went to the doctor because my hearing problem The doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said 'Yeah, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair'"

"*smudges lipstick* *smears eyeliner* *gets mascara on earlobe* *never tries make-up sex again*"

"Apparently it's inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you're in the next stall."

"Have you heard about that new movie, ""Constipation""? ...No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you."

"My great grandpa died in the holocaust. He fell off his gaurd post."

"McCain Will Buy Houses From Needy Owners Of Beachfront Mansions- ""If The Price Is Right"""

"What's the only buttons that work on a redditor's computer? Copy + paste..."

"*boyfriend and girlfriend in shower* Girl: do bad things to me babe Boy: *flicks shampoo in her eyes and trips her over*"