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Joke of the Day
"How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you."
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"Mom 1: My son loves gluten free chips. Mom 2: Asher eats everything organic. Me: My son had a chocolate donut and a booger for breakfast."
"what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Hellifikno"
"What's big and round and full of seamen? Your mom"
"I always choose a political party with good snacks. Wait, that's how I choose a house party. And it's a dumb way to choose a house party."
"Why did Sweden change their immigration politics? Because their Zoos ran out of room."
"Hehe My ewife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
"Picked up our Christmas tree from the lot today AND my wife hasn't shaved in 3 weeks. Noble fir in the streets. Noble fur in the sheets."
"such a hipster... they were into Adele before she got big."
"What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!"