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Joke of the Day
"Apparently it's inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you're in the next stall."
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"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy."
"What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt? Scott Ad**skirt**"
"Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December? Fajitas!"
"I was invited to a theater to watch a pornographic horror movie... But I was too scared to come."
"[male bank teller gives my niece a sucker] Me: What do you say? Niece: My aunt's single, do you have money? Me: lol how embarrassing! Do u?"
"What do all Pedophiles have in common They're all Fucking Immature Ass-holes"
"What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a Russian chick pea? Trump never paid money to see a garbonzo bean!"
"Pornhub titles always lack depth, and imagination. Yes, we know college girl tries anal for first time, but whats her major? Her dreams?"
"*wakes up early* *goes for morning jog* *calls wife to pick him up because he's made a terrible mistake*"