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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blind fly starve to death?? Because he couldn't see shit"
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"What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph? ""Sure you can!"""
"I'm sick and tired of hearing Jew jokes! Anne Frankly, none of them are even that good."
"Kanye West."
"How does Jared like to play his flute? In A minor."
"Shout out to all hoarders, sleeping on piles of cats and whatnot."
"If a guy from Boston ever asks if you want to smoke a hookah be careful You might end up shooting a prostitute."
"What Did the Sadist Do to the Masochist? Nothing."
"Bar joke A monk, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says ""what is this? Some kind of joke?"""
"*Friend sees my knuckle tats* F: 'MMA4LYFE,' really? *I put my fists by my English prof's 'OXFORDCO' knuckle tats* *we start break dancing*"