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Joke of the Day

"Bar joke A monk, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says ""what is this? Some kind of joke?"""

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"Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds."
"Industrial robots How do industrial robots communicate with humans? They use a conveyor belt."
"I told my audiophile friends I listen to MP3's I got some .flac for that."
"5yo: Daddy, what's a facial? Me: Your brother. 5yo: I don't have a brother!? Me: Exactly!"
"When no one stars a tweet, I tell myself it was probably appreciated by hundreds of shy people."
"Costume idea: Dress up like milkshake, wait in the yard."
"Last night a horse asked me if I was planning on driving home. There might've been a cop on top of it."
"Couldn't get to the gym and gained a bit of belly fat this semester... I just had too much on my plate."
"Children's laughter can be a wonderful thing Unless its 2AM and you don't have any kids."