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Joke of the Day
"What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph? ""Sure you can!"""
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"A woman was looking in the mirror... And she says to her husband ""I look fat. Give me a compliment."" The husband replies "" Your vision is perfect."""
"I want a Times New Roman on the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets."
"A guy called into work on his last day there and says, ""Hey, boss! What's the difference between work and your daughter?"" ... ""I'm not coming into work this morning."
"The Taliban heavily overestimates the need for monkey-bar training."
"How too make a redditor gets mad. Oh is easy. All you need are too fuck you're English."
"What do you call the next generation of motherboard? A daughterboard."
"What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!"
"Women think about sex every 7 seconds. Just not with you."
"Prostitutes hate trick-or-treaters."