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Joke of the Day
"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year."
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"A boycott is just a smaller version of a manbed."
"I don't need to watch the debates, I read a bumper sticker the other day that totally convinced me"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon. Ones fun to smash with a mallet and the other ones a dead baby."
"What's the definition of apathy? I don't know, and I don't care."
"One of the most popular searches on pornhub is Minecraft porn I tried searching for that once. Unfortunately, it was blocked."
"What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink? Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)"
"What begins with an ""s"", ends with a ""x"" and leaves a guy blown away? Semtex."
"What did Melania Trump say after being stopped by an officer? License and registration, please."
"I once knew a brother so smooth he wore a bluetooth in each ear and held the exact same conversation with 2 separate women at the same time"