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"Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze. My 8 y/o daughter told me this joke."
"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"
"Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!"
"What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup."
"How is life at the post office going? It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness"
"I had falafel for lunch... Now I feel awful."
"How did the mathematician treat his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."
"Why don't bears wear socks? They have bear feet"
"What do you call a magic dog in French? A magi-chien."