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Joke of the Day
"I'm sick and tired of hearing Jew jokes! Anne Frankly, none of them are even that good."
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"I still remember that moment I said I love you too, coz that's the exact moment my life got fucked up!"
"[spiders pour into room] THEYRE EVERYWHERE [group of tap dancers enter] ALRIGHT MEN THIS IS WHAT WEVE TRAINED FOR"
"You don't know humility until your Ouija board gets snippy with you."
"Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Because Windows 7, 8 9....."
"Friends don't force friends to watch 'funny' YouTube videos."