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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to all hoarders, sleeping on piles of cats and whatnot."
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"I have a buddy that likes to have sex with inanimate objects. We don't hang out much. He's always got stuff to do."
"My next tattoo will be ""helvetica"" written in Arial. When a woman corrects me on it, I will marry her"
"What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse? Whoa."
"Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault? Of course you have, because that's the definition of an accident."
"What do you call a militant whovian A **whooligan**"
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake walk into a bar... Ba-dumm-tsss"
"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... so he gave it to her."
"What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies? One is a bunch of cunning runts."
"I have a phobia of circles and working But no worries I'm working around it"