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Joke of the Day

"How does Jared like to play his flute? In A minor."

"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt."

"I like my women like I like my chocolate. With nuts."

"Do these jorts stuffed with free breadsticks from Olive Garden make my thighs look oily?"

"The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you're sick of him."

"I was in a second hand shop. ""I was wondering if you had any condoms?"" I asked the owner. ""Don't be ridiculous,"" he remarked, ""Of course not."" I said, ""You're a brave guy, I like your style."""

"2 cannibals... ...are eating. One turns the other and says ""You know, I really don't like my sister."" The other cannibal replies ""Fine then, try the pot pie."""

"The strongest person in a prison should be called mitochondria Because they are the powerhouse of the cell."

"I saw a beefle of buffaloes Really!? is a herd of buffaloes called a beefle? Nah, I was just joking..."

"Why was the legless man immortal? Because he couldn't kick the bucket."