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Joke of the Day

"*Friend sees my knuckle tats* F: 'MMA4LYFE,' really? *I put my fists by my English prof's 'OXFORDCO' knuckle tats* *we start break dancing*"

"Me and my girlfriend always wanted a baby. We tried really hard, but nothing worked. We finally got one when we expected it the least! BAM, over the whole windshield."

"have u ever just taken your goth girlfriend out on a date but it gets dark out and you lose her in the parking lot"

"My favorite sex position? Boy there's so many to choose from. Ha Ha. *starts sweating* I'd have to pick, um, reverse...shortstop? I gotta go"

"newfie joke How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves? He fell out of the tree"

"Remember the game where you would take turns yelling, ""Penis!"" in public? Life was so simple before 9/11."

"How do you unload a truck load of puppies? With a pitchfork"

"My girlfriend asked me who I've been having sex with because my penis was so sensitive...... My hand"

"Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread."

"One of the worst things about being deaf has to be the inability to tell whether people are yawning or screaming..."