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Joke of the Day
"Just ran a .3K (Ice cream truck wouldn't stop)"
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"Why do fat people say they have to start eating right? They've obviously mastered the art of chewing and swallowing."
"Keep calm and stop making different versions of that ""keep calm"" poster."
"College guy: [massaging head] Oh man I got so trashed last night. Raccoon: [massaging stomach with his little raccoon paws] Me too man."
"""Your voice is so sexy. How can I direct your call, babygirl?"" --Smooth Operator"
"Him: Your body is like poetry Me: That's so nice! H: A haiku M:.. H: Little on the top, big in the middle, little on the bottom M: Just stop"
"There's only one problem with reading articles about space based technology It all goes waaaay over my head."
"Why didn't Napoleon get his wish? Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte."
"I don't get why my dad talks on a phone. He's so loud all he has to do is open the window and they can hear him."
"3:Mommy why do I have to wear a coat, it's not that cold out!? Me:So other Moms don't judge me and talk shit, Buddy."