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Joke of the Day
"""Your voice is so sexy. How can I direct your call, babygirl?"" --Smooth Operator"
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"Vegetarian Club I met a girl that said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but i had never met herbivore."
"Be a sharp dressed man. Buy a suit made of knives. Scare ur boss into promoting u. Cut everyone's sandwiches for them in the break room."
"What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him? *""I'm just not that Inuit.""*"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus-stop and a Lobster with boobs? one is a Crusty bus station, and the other is a Busty Crustacean!"
"What do vegetable do when they got robbed? They dont."
"fools cosa rara"
"Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious"
"Did you know that Matthew Broderick was the first Iron Man in the movies? He was Ferrous Bueller."
"I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell ""schadenfreude"", and I couldn't. But he's dead now and I'm not, so I win."