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Joke of the Day

"There's only one problem with reading articles about space based technology It all goes waaaay over my head."

"As kid, It was always easy to find the black kids on the playground... They were always hanging around the monkey bars."

"I wake up every morning feeling like a Japanese democracy. Huge erection."

"What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine? 50 shades of grey's anatomy"

"Last night my girlfriend fell asleep before me, so I decided to lick her pussy until she woke up. This morning she asked why the cat seemed afraid of me."

"What do you and 1 ply toilet paper have in common? You BOTH eat *da*-booty!"

"Chihuahua is my favorite pet that is also the sound I make during a bikini wax."

"Are you all right? No.. You are all left Ahah is joke"

"What does the Fox say? not the news"

"It's a great time to be a horse caretaker in this economy Stable jobs are hard to come by these days."