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Joke of the Day

"Keep calm and stop making different versions of that ""keep calm"" poster."

"Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana? High Street, of course."

"ME (having a disagreement with a friend): I'd like to speak to your manager"

"What do you mean you're not going to spank me? I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you?"

"I really admire people who can joke about themselves so I made up this joke....It starts ""I have Alzheimer's ..."

"What do you call the father of a frog that is in the early stages of its life? *A Dadpole*"

"Have you heard about the two guys who tried to steal a calendar? They each got six months"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle..."

"When does it become a dad joke? When it was a kid."

"I came up with a suspenseful joke about cheese... Queso here it goes...."