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Joke of the Day

"College guy: [massaging head] Oh man I got so trashed last night. Raccoon: [massaging stomach with his little raccoon paws] Me too man."

"I'm a Polish student in the UK Today the cashier in ASDA asked me if I needed help packing my bags. The Brexit is worse than I thought..."

"You gotta love North Korea Especially if you're a North Korean"

"In university I was going to join the Debate Team, but someone talked me out of it."

"What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver."

"What do you say to piss off a british farmer? You're a peon."

"I believe in ""you're stupid"" at first sight."

"Hell hath no fury like woman tagged in a Facebook photo that makes her look fat."

"Why was the ghost sad? A lot of different reasons."

"I dated a girl that wore a mood ring. When happy it would be a pretty blue colour. When she was mad it made a big oval mark on my forehead."