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Joke of the Day

"When someone uses the bathroom and asks about the wine cork floating in the toilet is why I don't invite people to my house."

"So a bar walks into a physicist... Shoot; wrong frame of reference..."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth. -the daily show"

"So the local Spandex store just closed The local spandex store closed down... ... I guess they couldn't expand"

"Micky and Minnie Mouse get Divorced The Lawyers says to Micky: ""so you're getting a divorce because Minnie's crazy you say?"" Micky replies frustrated:""No she's not crazy she's fucking goofy!"""

"Speaking of jokes that aren't funny cut it out with the abortion ones"

"Seems like everybody is wishing to find that special someone in their life, and I'm just over here wishing I could eat without getting fat"

"What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine? Das Jude"

"(OC) What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation? Call in the swat team!"

"Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married."