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Joke of the Day

"When someone uses the bathroom and asks about the wine cork floating in the toilet is why I don't invite people to my house."

"All the liberals want to move to Canada... What's wrong with Mexico, you racist fucks?"

"Do you know something? Holding your dick with two hands and still a little sticking out the top now THAT is something."

"Me:*runs into woods* ahh I'm gonna get killed by the clowns Clown: nah we just want to scare people Me: oh. can u make an exception for me"

"Yo momma so fat When she went to the beach the whales started singing ""We are family!"""

"A girl in China lost her virginity at 12. Her name is ""SUM YUNG HO"""

"I don't know if this is even anything. It could be a joke \(_o)/ Judging intelligence by academic performance is like judging a book by how good it is. Some books are shit"

"(interviewer): do you have any questions? (me): ya can a werewolf bite really kill a vampire?"

"What's the difference between old people and babies (offensive) Old people don't die if you fuck them in the ass."

"Why does the new French navy have glass bottom ships? So they can see the old French navy."