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Joke of the Day

"Why does the new French navy have glass bottom ships? So they can see the old French navy."

"Why did the cow go to the psychologist? She had a fodder complex."

"How do you make Aquaman cool? Put him in water!"

"Why did the Nazi fraulein move to Budapest? She heard there were hung Aryans."

"Me: this a rush song? Bartender: yeah, you a fan? Me: does this answer your questions? *lifts shirt to reveal giant tattoo that says ""no""*"

"Why was the lonely instantiated object always asked to sit in the hallway at school? Because only friends were allowed to access the class."

"I wanna make a toast, to all of you. But i have no bread."

"[crime scene] detective flips open pocket watch Hmmm...precisely what I thought ""What's that sir"" closes watch It's lunch time"

"Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow."

"Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing? Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"