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Joke of the Day

"Me:*runs into woods* ahh I'm gonna get killed by the clowns Clown: nah we just want to scare people Me: oh. can u make an exception for me"

"What makes a pun, fun? Add an h."

"We're sorry, the number you have dialed... 911 has been changed to a non-published number. Please make a note of it."

"A whale is having a conversation with its son. Son: ""Hey Dad, where did I come from?"" Dad: ""From my dick, son"" Son: ""Uhhh, thanks?"" Dad: ""You're whalecum"""

"When's a door not a door? When it's ajar"

"If a cop yells at you to GET DOWN just start twerking cause damn, dude, be more specific"

"whats the difference between a Ferrari and 5 dead children? i dont have a Ferrari in my garage."

"A programmer's wife sends him to the store and says ""get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs."" The programmer never returns."

"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? 9/11"

"Did you know that Kennedy was a sex addict? I guess that's why they call it the 'White' House ( )"