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Joke of the Day

"Do you know something? Holding your dick with two hands and still a little sticking out the top now THAT is something."

"Making writing mistakes is in my blood. Type O."

"What did Neil Armstrong say when he was offered another trip to the moon 'I'm over the moon'"

"Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside"

"The best time to leave the country is when a demonic voice screams your name from inside a locked basement"

"What was Hitler's preferred breast size? Not C's. And off to hell I go."

"When trying to determine the best place in Charlotte to go for a team building event, go to the White Water Center... It's a no brainer..."

"DUMBLEDORE: Say hello to our new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Professor Totally-Not-Working-For-Voldemort. SNAPE: Dude, seriously?"

"Two Irishmen are looking for a job. They come across a sign, that reads, ""Tree Fellers"". Pat and Murphy look at each other and exclaim, ""If only Seamus was here, we would've had the job!"""

"Why did God create black men? So fat white girls could dance (and get laid)."