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Joke of the Day
"(interviewer): do you have any questions? (me): ya can a werewolf bite really kill a vampire?"
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"why did the chicken cross the road? to show the deer how it's done"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a woman? Idk I'm voting trump"
"How do you know if somebody does crossfit? They are probably in better shape than you."
"""Laughter is the best medicine"" -doctor who failed med school"
"Smartest joke I have I went to a bed and breakfast the other day that said that they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered some scrambled eggs during the Neolithic"
"People say drinking milk makes you stronger. I drunk 5 glasses of milk and tried to move a wall. It didn't work. Then, I drank 5 glasses of vodka and the wall moved alone!!"
"I took a really sloppy poo today... My ass was wiped more times than Ian Watkins' search history"
"Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark."
"Dyslexic guy walks into a bra."