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Joke of the Day
"A girl in China lost her virginity at 12. Her name is ""SUM YUNG HO"""
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"Hey guys What do you think of my jokes! My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a princess in France. I said ok but im not crashing the car. 11<<"
"What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds? Being black."
"I'd like to put a big red bow on the coffin of the guy who came up with those Lexus ads."
"Joke Yo momma so fat when she goes to the grocery store she brings a battery charger."
"Now I know it's the 100 Aniversary of the Titanic and all... But aren't the Italians going a little far with their tribute"
"Snooki's kind of like Hurricane Sandy... She's large, slow-moving, an has blown just about everyone in the Jersey Shore."
"[scrabble] BATMAN: pass SUPERMAN: again? BATMAN: can't spell anything SUPERMAN: *rubbing temples* not every word has to start with BAT"
"Malaysia Airlines loses contact with another plane. At least they know where this one is."
"What does a ghost get when he is horny? A booner"