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Joke of the Day

"Joseph Smith sold so many copies of the Book of Mormon That they made him a prophet."

"""How much for this melted ghost?"" Sir that's a bed sheet ""You have a lot of them! And they're packaged? IS THIS GHOST HELL"" This is a Macys"

"My friend bought a stone mirror. It reflects poorly on him."

"Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it."

"Why do businesses move to India? Because they worship prophets!"

"Girl, do you work at Arby's? Because you've got a roast beef pussy."

"What happened to the gay dude whose lover kicked him out his house? He is Homoless"

"What Metallica song does Captain America hate? Trapped Under Ice."

"Proposing new subreddit rule No more menstruation jokes. Period."

"I only smoke for the health tips from complete motherfucking strangers"