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Joke of the Day
"What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !"
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"STDs are like Pokemon. Gotta catch'm all!"
"How to dress like Lady Gaga: 1. Go to ikea. 2. Pick a object that doesn't belong on your head. 3. Put it on your head."
"Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seems to be having some sort of damn major financial crisis?"
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to stand at the back of the gas chamber"
"I had a racing snail, I thought it would be faster if I removed it's shell... It only made it more sluggish."
"What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh."
"Surprise your family by quitting your job and becoming a coffee table."
"What's the best drink for a dog? An old faschund."
"Honestly, I think Bernie Sanders is just angry about email in general. #DemDebate"