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Joke of the Day
"Are the Nazis who fought in WWII veteran-Aryans? And can I bring my dog to them for a checkup?"
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"""i'm positive i can find a wrong way to eat a Reese's"" i say as i begin drilling a hole directly into my stomach"
"My girlfriend called me a racist I said that's an awfully big word for a midget."
"Overheard this at Grand Canyon. ""Why do they put chicken wire around these plants? Other guy:"" To protect the chicken plants"""
"Why did the fox cross the road? Cause there was a billion fucking chickens on the other side."
"How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !"
"Subway is rolling out a new signature sub. Ask your sandwich artist for the 'Jared'. It is served with less then 13 grams of fat."
"""That kid..."" That kid is so nerdy, he's as classy as Frank Sinatra, haha... Wait..."
"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Because he was out standing in his field"
"Necrophilia The insatiable urge to crack open a cold one"