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Joke of the Day

"What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese? *Gorgon*zola"

"Because of texting, today's generation has no idea of the horror felt when get caught passing a note in class and having the teacher make you read it out loud!"

"I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack.."

"The theme song from The Golden Girls is stuck in my head. and now its in yours too. Your welcome."

"I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink. Then I get kicked out."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that understand binary, and those that don't."

"Don't even talk to me unless you're an actual cup of coffee. In which case I'd listen to your story as I slowly sip the life from you."

"I'd like to stab you now. Please step off my carpet and onto the tile."

"i throw my homework in the air sometimes, saying ayyyo, ill take a zerroo."

"They should fill the airbags with confetti to make car accidents more fun. *crashes vehicle* ""OMG, my legs! Hey, a party!"" *dies smiling*"