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Joke of the Day
"Grandma's funeral ft. Pitbull"
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"leonardo dicaprio would have won 8 oscars by now if he was named after one of the cooler turtles"
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"Why did the Dick go to the 7-11? To get a Slurpee!"
"friend: i want a bf me: i want to hold the reins of 2 equally powerful, beautiful horses who run w/perfectly matched paces & also respect me"
"If you're a necrophiliac sadomasochist who enjoys beastiality... You may as well give it up, you're flogging a dead horse."
"What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other needs oinkment"
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"I got in touch with my inner self today... I'm never buying cheap toilet paper again"