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Joke of the Day

"If you're a necrophiliac sadomasochist who enjoys beastiality... You may as well give it up, you're flogging a dead horse."

"How do you say gonorrhea in Russian? Rotchurcockov."

"What's the difference between hematologists and urologists? A hematologist pricks fingers."

"Still a lotta racism down south. Just today I saw some asshole on his whiteberry."

"Dear women married to homophobic racist adult males: Nice ass."

"Dicks are like bullets Small calibers don't penetrate shit, and the exploding ones really fuck you up."

"""Doctor Doctor, I have three vaginas"" Well is it causing you any problems? ""Problems!? I'm getting fucked left right and centre!"""

"1. Put on clown shoes. 2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up. 3. Wait for someone to enter other stall. 4. Slowly lower feet to floor"

"What's the difference between broccoli and a booger ? little kids won't eat broccoli ."

"Why shouldn't you give a Western feminist the first serving of a fruit cocktail? Because they'll just pick out all the cherries."