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Joke of the Day
"I got in touch with my inner self today... I'm never buying cheap toilet paper again"
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"When I lose a follower, I like to pretend they were Taken, then I go to Europe and shoot absolutely everyone."
"A father says to his son, ""Don't masturbate too much or you'll go blind.""... The son says, ""Dad, I'm over here."""
"A few redditors wake up in hell. A few less reposts."
"Little sister to brother in bed: ""Hey, you are better at this than Daddy."" ""Yes, Mummy says so too!"""