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Joke of the Day
"I got in touch with my inner self today... I'm never buying cheap toilet paper again"
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"I bet The Flintstones make those guys at PETA furious."
"The Kodak Film company filed for bankruptcy.. More details to come as the story develops"
"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
"Gene Therapy The act of watching Gene Wilder films to cope with the loss of Gene Wilder. This is the place for wordplay, right?"
"I cheated in the annual rabbit racing contest..... I won by a hare"
"What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about them, but you never see one"
"I thought about marrying my mom... but Oedipus wrecked it for me."
"Me I'm a joke"
"What did the self-deprecating Indian say about his car? ""It has Injun problems."""