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Joke of the Day
"leonardo dicaprio would have won 8 oscars by now if he was named after one of the cooler turtles"
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"All conclusions should be drawn in crayon."
"A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him."
"I lost a pop quiz last night. The question was: where do women mostly have curly hair? The correct answer is ""Africa"". You have a very dirty mind!"
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"Used parachute for sale. Only used once, never been opened."
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