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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other needs oinkment"

"[Microsoft Outlook developer meeting] ""we need to tell users when their inbox is full"" how do we do that? ""we send them another email"" nice"

"What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable? James Brady"

"Yo mamma so fat collection..."

"What do the ninja turtles say when bad guys ask them where they learnt to fight Master splinter tortoise"

"Whats the difference between Shaq and Koybe Bryant? One is a Holocaust denier, and the other one rapes women and gets away with it."

"I watch Looney Tunes before I go to work, because there's something about old school cartoon violence that relaxes me"

"I used to be into sadism, bestiality, and necrophilia... ... until I realized I was beating a dead horse."

"I don't believe in horoscopes I'm leo, we're skeptical."

"Why couldn't Jesus eat M&M's? because of the holes in his hands"