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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma's privates are like Mars... It took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it."
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"How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer."
"Want to hear a clean Joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty one? Bubbles is a man"
"All dick jokes are essentially the same they just vary in length."
"[firing squad] Any last requests? ""Here's my mixtape, if u like it, will u let me live?"" Yes. *listens* Oh man that's FIRE *gunshots*"
"Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life."
"Ran into my ex gf today... I put it in reverse and hit her again"
"Chicken pot pie my three favorite things in life..."
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