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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma's privates are like Mars... It took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it."
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"April Fool's Day pregnancy jokes stopped being fun when my parents started getting excited instead of scared."
"Argon walks into a bar. And the bartender says, ""We don't serve Noble Gasses in here!"" Argon does not react."
"Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, I wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor."
"do the Simpsons know they're all dying of jaundice"
"What do you call it when a guy pees into a bowl after sex? Split pee soup."
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"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."