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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a guy pees into a bowl after sex? Split pee soup."

"What do you call those things on either side of an old lady's belly button? Her tits"

"What do you tell a nazi with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told Richard Spencer twice!"

"Oh no! I forgot to refrigerate this German sausage! Now it's totally become a spoiled brat."

"What do you call... a dog with no back legs and steel testicles....... Sparky."

"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

"What is a cannibal's favourite treat? A kid kat. (My 9 year old son made this up.)"

"What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man? A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)"

"Instead of God, try worshipping a golf cart for a few years and see if it makes any difference."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? The ""p"" is silent."