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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it need to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
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"If people post just two more scripture quotes on Facebook, I will have officially read the entire bible."
"Bill Clinton is so exited about the possibility of being in the White house again, He too has started wearing a hat on the campaign trail. It says : Make America fellate again."
"some people are like slinkys They really aren't good for anything but it feels great when you push them down the stairs."
"I woke up with an erection this morning... I beat it single handed"
"I once saw a slice of toast in a zoo. It was bread in captivity."
"Statistics. Studies show that almost 213% of statistics are inaccurate."
"What do you call a baker with red hair? A ginger bread man"
"[3am] *nudges wife* No way the old guy blew up all those balloons in Up in 1 night. Honey, you awake? I mean he's like a million years old."
"What did the dominatrix say to Dwayne Johnson before they got started? I'm about to be peoples elbow deep in the rocks bottom."