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Joke of the Day

"Argon walks into a bar. And the bartender says, ""We don't serve Noble Gasses in here!"" Argon does not react."

"Raisins are like tiny senior citizens you can eat."

"Help! I need funny jokes for a 9 year is at camp! Know any kid jokes that are actually funny? Please tell me what they are"

"Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms? Better traction in the mud."

"Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang So I shot him.."

"A lifetime supply of McDonalds is actually pretty short"

"Inspecting mirrors Is a job I could really see myself doing it"

"Why did Megan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan."

"[NSFW] Why was the Pedophile depressed? Because he couldn't fit in"

"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobee!"