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Joke of the Day

"April Fool's Day pregnancy jokes stopped being fun when my parents started getting excited instead of scared."

"They say you should play dead if a bear attacks you. That shouldn't be that hard once he snaps your torso in half."

"Social media is one of the best things to ever happen to stupidity."

"I am feeling very optimistic, but I bet it won't last."

"What did Thor start calling Ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy? Ironyman ... To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn't have the same ring."

"Had Maury Povich been in Star Wars, we would have known who the father was a lot sooner."

"Enough is enough It's the exact same word"

"I used to steal jokes I still do, but I used to too"

"A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre So the bartender gave it to her."

"I like to have a glass of water around to make sure there aren't any dinosaurs approaching."