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Joke of the Day

"I only eat beef raised on marijuana... I like it when the steaks are high."

"Hi, I'm black and I can't stand the stereotype that we are all criminals. -Sent from your iPhone"

"What does Sean Connery wear to avoid the paparazzi? His shunglasshesh"

"Why did Santa flick a booger on Beyonce? bc shes a cunt"

"I wouldn't be caught dead with a Necropheliac."

"The Vatican just deleted all the Pope's tweets. Because NO ONE denies reality like the Catholic Church."

"*she hears me singing in the shower* Her: oh he's so cute *she hears a guitar amp click on and feedback ring out* Her: NATE NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"Please leave a message after the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II soundtrack."

"Caught my ping smoking weed while playing online Now it became high"

"I try to keep it gangster, so I just walked into the grocery store and shouted ""Scuze me! Could you direct me to the motha fuckin bakery?!"""