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Joke of the Day
"Why do black men cry after sex? From the pepper spray."
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"What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? There's only one Bender in Futurama"
"*holding my crying child* Me: I know, earthquakes are scary. So maybe next time you'll be good and I won't have to make that happen again."
"Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut... **This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**"
"How to describe Mitt Romney in two sentences. I stand by what I said, whatever it is that I said. I deny saying that, whatever it is that I said."
"How do you offend a white person? Tell him he cant tell racist jokes."
"What bird can lift the most? A crane"
"What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A Basketball player."
"In a democracy, it's your vote that counts... ...and in feudalism, it's your Count that votes."
"I always use incognito mode when looking at porn and video game walkthroughs. I don't want my wife to think I'm a cheater."