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Joke of the Day

"How do you offend a white person? Tell him he cant tell racist jokes."

"The Best Day Ever by Trudy Light"

"From my History class about elections: If a country is 80% Hindu and 20% Muslim, who wins? The USA"

"A cook's apprentice is throwing copious amounts of herbs into the dish When the cook walks in and says ""STOP WASTING MY THYME"""

"Yes, I love them, Friend: You have sweet shop, don't you feel like eating? Him: Yes, I love them, but dad put all sweet counted, so I taste them and put them back..!!"

"Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00? Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. **EDITED** to make joke more apparent"

"What did one druid say to the other? Bear with me..."

"When I pay for my groceries and the cashier hands me the receipt I like to smile and say ""this will all be poop soon""."

"whats the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder? Muscle Tov!"