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Joke of the Day
"In a democracy, it's your vote that counts... ...and in feudalism, it's your Count that votes."
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"What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly? They ostrich-sized him"
"I like my drinks like I like my women.... Stiff and cold."
"sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say ""nice work, Einstein"" without sounding sarcastic"
"How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb."
"Better living through chemistry Table of Elements: C = carbon Ho = holmium Co =cobalt La = lanthanum Te = tellurium CHoCoLaTe - Better living through chemistry!"
"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name."
"I used to be into necrophilia, S&M, and Bestiality... Then i realized i was beating a dead horse. *i'll let myself out*"
"Why does my wife think its weird I talk to a bunch of strangers on the Internet, but it's ok for her to talk to multiple cats."
"A small joke Old people at weddings say to me ""your next"" I do the same to them at funerals *-*"