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Joke of the Day

"I always use incognito mode when looking at porn and video game walkthroughs. I don't want my wife to think I'm a cheater."

"What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx? Delivery"

"Lifeguards should focus more on water safety and less on me laying eggs in the sand."

"What did the mod say when he was wrong? [BANNED]"

"I can hear my cat's stomach growling in D#... I better get him a tuna."

"Why do you never see black people on cruise ships? Because they won't fall for the same trick twice"

"What's a pirate's favorite video game? **Call of Booty.** Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey."

"The world would be a better place if we all stuck together. But it would be harder to go to the bathroom."

"I'd probably have more friends if I didn't answer every call with ""Why did you save my number?"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?"