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Joke of the Day
"What bird can lift the most? A crane"
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"I finally found an onramp for the road to success!!!! It was closed for construction."
"A palindrome walks into a bar, says 'Yasraba Otni Sklawem Ordnilapa'."
"I tried phone sex today I ended up with hearing aids"
"America where we celebrate Memorial Day with mattress sales."
"""We're a completely paperless office."" Wow, that's really cool. [Later, staring at iPad dispenser in bathroom] Well this sucks."
"Well hello, ""Party-Size"" bag of Doritos. Welcome to my party! There will be no other guests."
"Why was the floppy disk self-conscious? Because it was FAT."
"Two Charles Dickens bar drinks Charles Dickens Martini- olive or twist Charles Dickens Cider- usually a little tart"
"What do you call someone having butt sex with Stephen Hawking? Ingenius"