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Joke of the Day
"What bird can lift the most? A crane"
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"What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt? ""That's a waist of paper!"""
"Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop."
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that understand binary, and those that don't."
"Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding theft vandalism assault and murder"
"A guy went to the doctor complaining of constipation But the doctor concluded he was full of shit"
"Last night I had a horrible nightmare about Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid; I was petrified."
"A guy is having sex with his girlfriend and stops dead in his tracks. ""What are you doing?"" she asks. ""I saw this in a porn once. It's called buffering."""
"A flight attendant says to a man... ""Would you like headphones?"" The man replies, ""How did you know my name was Phones?"""
"Nephew: Were the scorpions around when there were dinosaurs? Me: You mean like the band?"